Well I thought I’d exercise my white privilege and join some friends in Alameda and sail the Bay (you don’t see no brothas sailing). On my way down I decided to stop and visit Chez Panisse so I pulled off at Gilman St and headed down San Pablo. On the way I had a flat tire and pulled off to the side. It appears I was attacked on the street and woke up in an Antifa camp on Grizzly Peak above the US Berkeley Camp. The Antifa Commander told me I was attacked by White Supremacists and I should stay a couple of days with them and enjoy the training camp. I wandered about and actually ran into someone I knew when I had a business at 80 Fiftieth St. near the coliseum. We chatted a bit caught up on times and old friends and I found out that they were coordinating with Black Lives Matter out of Oakland. This friend was a third Dan blackbelt. He knew I used to be a black belt but I don’t belong to a dojo any more so I have nothing but I do work out regularly and remember my katas. He laughs and says lets do Heian Shodan. It was a nice and cool outside so we stripped to the waist and went at it. After a good warm up we started sparring and some good natured trash talk jacking each other up.
He wanted me to start instructing a bunch of new recruits in Martial Arts and he knew I used to be in the Air Police in the Air Force so we did some extra work on grasp, take downs and the baton and in particular Bushido which is not taught much in this Country but since I started in Okinawa I had a good basis in Kanban. I also introduced found objects and self made weapons such as Molotoff Cocktails, substitute martial arts weapons etc. In the evening we had speakers on various political and current event subjects. Wake up was early and we worked out before breakfast, then firing range before lunch and discussions of Urban warfare after lunch including tactics and strategy. The days just screamed by and I noticed a change in attitude in myself. I realized I was wrong. America truly sux! the people are really oppressed and need to be governed by a benevolent dictator such as Hugo Chaves or Maduro. I was beginning to realize we NEED Obama back because he cared. Everything from Obamaphones to Obamacare was given to the people who deserved it and needed it. We need more refugees, we need to bring in people of diversity like Somalis: they are so religious and family oriented You know they really care about women and are always willing to give them a hand or two. American women are too shameless and need to cover up instead of looking like a Penthouse spread. Genital mutilation is important to make sure that women are not excited by sex so that they can concentrate on serving the one true God: Allah!
I believe that we need a new type of leader and I suggest we elect Maxine Waters as POTUS. Auntie Maxine has given so much of herself in serving the People for many, many years. Auntie Maxine would be so much better than Hillary, in fact she would be twice as good as Hillary: Auntie Maxine is black AND she’s a woman, how can you trump that! Auntie would really stick it to the capitalists too. Everyone vote for Auntie Maxine: it’s what the Country craves. Impeach Trump, elect Maxine Waters and stick it to the Man.
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